When you have only skied twice, never follow your experienced sibling around the ski resort. They will take you down a double black diamond and you will crash face first into a building. #LFMF
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Learn From Can’t stop’s Fail
Dec. 14, 2010
Learn From Blackeye, red nose, foot the wrong way round’s Fail
Dec. 11, 2010
Never underestimate the impact force of a small child on a steep slope in a fast sledge. #LFMF
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Learn From 2 feet under’s Fail
Dec. 9, 2010
When standing on the ground right next to a parking garage after a snowfall, never assume that the bulldozer clearing off the top level won't just dump the snow over the side, or bother to check who's down there before doing so. #LFMF
Submitted by: 2 feet under
Learn From Snow’s Fail
Dec. 8, 2010
When talking about your driveway, do not ask someone, "How much will it cost to plow me?" #LFMF
Submitted by: Snow f*cked
Learn From Colin Huth’s Fail
Dec. 7, 2010
Never, EVER throw snowballs anywhere close to a house. Just because it didn't have ice it it doesn't mean it can't break a window. #LFMF
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Learn From Solid Puddle’s Fail
Dec. 5, 2010
If you live in michigan in the late fall, never, EVER, jump in a reflective puddle. It is not a puddle, and you will skid and hit the side of the building. #LFMF
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Lean From WetJeans’ Fail
Dec. 2, 2010
Opening your car windows to clear the 5 inches of snow will work very well. However it will be much harder the clear the 5 inches of snow that is now inside the car. #LFMF
Submitted by: WetJeans
Learn From stacey’s Fail
Jun. 1, 2010
When the family dog dies from a heart attack during winter months and only cremation is possible, make sure your four year old understands the situation. Otherwise when asked what happened to the dog, his interpretation will be that his "Mom burned him". #LFMF
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it happened to my car
Feb. 10, 2010
Never leave your windshield wipers on when turning your car off. They just might be frozen to the windshield in the morning and break the arms off when you turn your car on. #LFMF
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Sub-Zero
Feb. 9, 2010
Do not throw hot water on a frozen windshield, unless you want a broken windshield and a wet interior. #LFMF
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