When sending an email to your geology professor, remember "libido" is the sex drive. "Albedo" is a surface's reflectivity. Don't confuse the two. He will be amused when you ask about snow's libido.
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It’s Frigid
Aug. 19, 2011
no more dairy
Jun. 11, 2011
If you are lactose intolerant, don't eat nachos without your lactase just because your dad says something sciencey about cheese not having much lactose. Sitting in the movie theater an hour later, you will be torn between sprinting for the bathroom and killing him. #LFMF
Learn From Ian’s Fail
Mar. 31, 2011
Pb is the chemical abbreviation for lead, not Publibdenum. The chemistry teacher will never forget you. #LFMF
Submitted by: Ian
Learn From Ow, My Body’s Fail
Mar. 14, 2011
Sweaty Foot + Wet Porcelain = Super Industrial Lubricant from Hell. #LFMF
Submitted by: Ow, My Body :(
Learn From makeup’s Fail
Mar. 9, 2011
When applying eye make up, taking off your brand new glasses could help. #LFMF
Submitted by: makeup
Learn From neverdrinkingagain’s Fail
Mar. 2, 2011
When waking up hungover and swearing profusely at who ever turned on the light. Remember that the sun is bright and will shine through the window and no amount of hitting the light switch will turn it off. #LFMF
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Learn From thatsnotdirt’s Fail
Mar. 1, 2011
If you are a nurse and trying to clean a child's arm make sure it is not a birthmark. #LFMF
Submitted by: thatsnotdirt
Learn From Freezing Moron’s Fail
Feb. 25, 2011
No matter what, the water in the shower will not "just warm up already!" if you're inching the knob towards cold. Really, it won't. #LFMF
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Learn From Stupid’s Fail
Feb. 24, 2011
Before spending 10 minutes trying to wipe off the last drops of spilled milk from your shirt, remember that the design on said shirt includes drops of white paint. #LFMF
Submitted by: Stupid
Learn From She’sNotTheRadio’s Fail
Feb. 22, 2011
When you can't hear your child with a quiet voice in the back seat telling you about her day at school, the volume knob on the car stereo simply won't turn up her volume, no matter how high you turn it. It may, however, startle you both at the volume of the radio. #LFMF
Submitted by: She'sNotTheRadio
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