When your friend comes in and startles you, make sure not to throw the nearest object at them. Also, make sure that the nearest object isn't a tea kettle full of boiling water. #LFMF
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When your friend comes in and startles you, make sure not to throw the nearest object at them. Also, make sure that the nearest object isn't a tea kettle full of boiling water. #LFMF
Submitted by: Mr. T
If you know you have a weak bladder, it’s better to watch scary movies in the privacy of your own home. #LFMF
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When hiring a clown for your three year olds birthday party, first check to be sure he dosen’t have a fear of clowns. #LFMF
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Never assume the friend staying in your spare room is asleep. He will jump out from behind a door at 3am, when you are walking out the bathroom naked, and cause you to fall down the stairs. #LFMF
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When walking in public and you think a spider MAY be in your shirt make sure it’s not just your shirt’s tag before screaming and throwing off said shirt. #LFMF
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When you hear a strange noise while home alone, make at least a small investigation first before calling the cops, as they might find, instead of a robber, a fallen shower curtain. Ridicule will ensue. #LFMF
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Try not to sneeze when your mouth is full of mouthwash, especially when your cat is drinking from the faucet in the bathroom sink. #LFMF
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Just because the rat is in the trap and not moving, doesn’t necessarily mean the rat is dead. #LFMF
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