No matter how cuddly your pet rat is, when he steals your $3 gourmet cookie you just bought, let him have it. The injuries you receive in an attempt to take it back won't be worth it. #LFMF
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Archive for the 'rat' Category
Ten Stitches
Sep. 29, 2011
Needed Stitches
Jul. 22, 2011
Always check the toilet before you sit down to relieve yourself. That great big rat that found his way into the bowl does NOT appreciate being defecated on. #LFMF
Take It Back
Jun. 7, 2011
If an exterminator shows up at your door with a small metal cage containing a black-and-white rat that he says looks like someone's pet and could use a good home, politely decline. #LFMF
Mousy
Jun. 3, 2011
Your dream is to become a top-model, not a topo-model (in Italy "topo" means "rat")… people around you will point out you could quite succeed. #LFMF
Learn From Windows Open’s Fail
Jul. 10, 2010
If you decide to take those FREE HAY BALES, be sure you put them on top of your car or in a truck and NOT inside your vehicle. The stowaway mouse or rat will go directly to the dashboard controls and destroy the airbag system, resulting in an expensive repair bill AND a rat-piss odor when the heater is turned on. #LFMF
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BStrange
Feb. 7, 2010
Just because the rat is in the trap and not moving, doesn’t necessarily mean the rat is dead. #LFMF
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