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The little freezer compartment in your dorm fridge is not cold enough to keep your pint of ice cream frozen. You will however get a half frozen milkshake.

When you see an ad on an electronic billboard for a banana milkshake, before you say, "Hey, that's sounds like a great idea!" remember that timing is everything. The next ad to pop up–the one for the divorce attorney? Yeah, THAT'S the one your wife will see. #LFMF

When using a submersible blender to make your child a milk shake, unplug it before attempting to remove the chunk of ice cream that got stuck in the blades. Although they have stopped spinning, your other hand may accidentally hit the power switch almost cutting your finger off. It will hurt. It will bleed. You will not only scare the bajabbers out of your poor child, but blood and ice cream don't go well together.

When trying to make a Snickers milkshake it is important to make sure the mini-Snickers bars are not frozen. Unless you want to witness the side of your blender explode. #LFMF

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