Don't eat red popsicles when you're feeling ill. If you forget about them while throwing up later, you're in for a moment of pure horror.
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Archive for the 'gross' Category
Oh Cool, That’s What My Insides Look Like
Jan. 27, 2012
Not What the Count Ordered
Jan. 26, 2012
While you may be too tired to tell the difference between a box of Count Chocula and a box of Friskees Cat Food, the taste difference IS noticeable. #LFMF
You Can Always Make Another Toddler, This One is Lost
Jan. 26, 2012
It is best to wait until your toddler is too big to fit down the hole in the port-a-potty before suggesting he use it.
Kitchen Alchemy Gone Wrong
Jan. 22, 2012
Those flavored creamers work great as a substitute for cream in coffee. For cream in an alfredo sauce, not so much.
That Fresh Taste of the Country All Up in Your Mouth
Jan. 20, 2012
When you reach for your coke please remember. 1) Your coke is on the other side of the room. 2) Your father chews dip and spits in empty drink bottles That crap he spits out looks like coke. You will puke and your father will laugh at you.
Not the Topping I Was Looking For
Jan. 18, 2012
If you have cats that regularly sit on the work sufaces in the kitchen, the glob of chocolate sauce you just wiped from the counter with your finger might not be what you thought it was.
Fine, I’ll Go With Crazy Frog Instead…
Jan. 17, 2012
If you're planning on trying to impress the ladies, remember to set your ringtone off fart noises before you leave the house. #LFMF
Your Toilet Thanks You
Jan. 16, 2012
Two tacos, two burritos, a mix of four different sodas and chocolate. Don't try this at home. #LFMF
Challenging a 10 year-old may have been a bad idea
Jan. 15, 2012
Never tell a 10 year-old you're babysitting that he can't eat a tablespoon of pure cinnamon, he will try, puke everywhere & his parents will be pissed at you. #LFMF
I felt oddly hydrated during that week though
Jan. 14, 2012
No matter what your friends say, do NOT snort Gatorade powder. It will stink and your snot will be orange for the next week. #LFMF
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