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When spending the night at a girlfriend’s and there’s no bedside lamp, grab the flashlight out of the drawer. If, when you turn the switch, it starts shaking violently but the beam doesn’t come on, whacking it against the wall repeatedly will *not* make it light up. #LFMF
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When a recipe calls for 1/2 a cup of bullion, it does not mean you crush bullion cubes until till you have 1/2 a cup of bullion powder. Although it does make for a….flavorful chicken… #LFMF
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Red Wine. Balsamic Vinegar. Learn to distinguish the two before drinking. #LFMF
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Burnt Pizza. Not better with ketchup. #LFMF
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When making Kool-Aid, the extra three seconds to check to make sure you’re using sugar rather than salt will save you an hour of cleaning up the colorful spray after your first gulp. #LFMF
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If you’re going to kill a rodent use a method that’s quicker than ‘poison food’. Because before it dies it will find a place to hide, and you will have to play a game called ‘find the rotting corpse’. #LFMF
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Never, under any circumstances take laxatives and a sleeping pill on the same night. #LFMF
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If you see a sock on your floor and it is holding a stiff, crumpled shape, it needs washed. You don’t need to sniff it to check. #LFMF
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It takes 10 minutes to turn a chunk of frozen salmon into a pool of black goo in the office microwave, then another 10 minutes to send the entire building into an uproar about the pooh-like smell. #LFMF
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While you may be too tired to tell the difference between a box of Count Chocula and a box of Friskees Cat Food, the taste difference IS noticeable. #LFMF
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