The water-soluble oil paint your dog got on his face will wash off easily. However the look of utter betrayal he gives you when you have to bathe him at 3am will never wash off your soul.
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Archive for the 'dog' Category
Cue the Sarah McLaughlin
Feb. 2, 2012
Force Fields, You Mean Force Fields
Feb. 2, 2012
Nothing to Be Ashamed of
Feb. 2, 2012
Don't confuse the terms "doggy paddle" and "doggy style." A room full of farm workers will appreciate it when you, the only girl there, inform them that you aren't good at doggy style.
Well Played Pup, Well Played
Jan. 27, 2012
When taking your puppy to the vet, do not leave him in the unlocked car with the keys inside while you stop for gas. He will lock you out, you will walk home for your spare key that you don't have, and you will have to call to police to come help you get back in your car. #LFMF
Mother-Tested, Dog-Approved
Jan. 25, 2012
Dog-loving ladies, even if you get that motherly urge to try something on yourself before using it on your furry baby do NOT try to brush your hair with a de-shedding comb. They are designed to trap hair in their teeth; it will pull and hurt! Your dog however, will love it. #LFMF
Never Get Between a Dog and its Sandwich
Jan. 23, 2012
Don't ever leave the room when your stupid dog is within smelling distance of food. Within 5 minutes it will have busted through your screen door and eaten your grilled cheese. #LFMF
Ay Dog, This is Flocka
Jan. 18, 2012
Picking up the phone with "Yes. This is Dog!" is funny as long as you only do it with your meme-loving friends, but I don't advise you to do this with your business phone.
They’re definitely not hugging
Nov. 16, 2011
Make sure your six-year-old is clear that your Jack Russell terrier does NOT "want to be friends with" her chinchilla. #LFMF
Bringing home the (squirrel) bacon
Oct. 18, 2011
If your dog is wet coming in from the yard on a dry day, make sure there isn't a very chewed up squirrel on the porch BEFORE you give doggie a BIG hug and smooch! #LFMF
Every Man and Dog Secretly Believes They Are Guilty of Something
Oct. 7, 2011
if you call your dog "Mr. (anything)," be aware that any older male hiking within earshot will be reasonably perturbed when you yell, "Hey Mister! Where the hell do you think your going? You get back here, NOW!" He doesn't know that's the dog's name and thinks you are scary. #LFMF
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