Do not open a pressure cooker without thoroughly cooling it off first. It takes a long time to clean exploded potatoes off the ceiling, cupboards, walls, and your hair. #LFMF
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Learn From loopy’s Fail
Mar. 12, 2010
Learn From Albaholly’s Fail
Mar. 11, 2010
When the packet says "sprinkle over the chicken" do not roll the drumstick in the spice and give it a complete coating. There is such a thing as too much spice. #LFMF
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Learn From Avery’s Fail
Mar. 8, 2010
Just because something tastes good under normal circumstances does NOT mean it will still taste good after you’ve put it through the blender. #LFMF
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Ken
Mar. 5, 2010
If your oven doesn’t lock and you have a toddler, always check before pre-heating or you will spend the evening buying dinner, a new fire extinguisher and a Barbie. #LFMF
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colleen
Feb. 23, 2010
When a recipe calls for 1/2 a cup of bullion, it does not mean you crush bullion cubes until till you have 1/2 a cup of bullion powder. Although it does make for a….flavorful chicken… #LFMF
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woodwindgirl
Feb. 23, 2010
Don’t store the dusting/cleaning spray next to the cooking spray. Unless you want to risk getting lemony, dust-free eggs. #LFMF
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Mark Edwards
Feb. 17, 2010
Throwing white flour on a grease fire makes a really impressive fireball. #LFMF
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Azkyroth
Feb. 12, 2010
Swatting a fly buzzing around the kitchen is perfectly reasonable, but it’s probably a good idea not to grab the closest thing and swat with it. Particularly if that closest thing is an open box of instant pancake mix. #LFMF
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Wyatt
Feb. 3, 2010
Bacon, Best cooked with your shirt on. #LFMF
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alysaria
Feb. 1, 2010
When removing a pizza from the oven with only one oven mitt on, don’t switch hands to close the oven door. #LFMF
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