If your mom asks if you are making garlic bread, when you already told her you were, check why she might be asking. That might not be garlic powder you're using.
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Archive for the 'cooking' Category
Mmmm… Talcum Powder
Feb. 8, 2012
Operation Not Recognized: Needs More Boiling
Jan. 14, 2012
If you eat a soft boiled egg for lunch at your desk, do NOT peel the egg open over your keyboard. It may be undercooked, in which case you cannot eat it for lunch, and you will have to find a new keyboard. #LFMF.
There’s no carry-over effect to the other hand
Nov. 10, 2011
Yes, you're wearing an oven mitt. No, this doesn't mean that both of your hands are invincible to the hot pan. #LFMF
Sounds Delicious
Sep. 28, 2011
Making cookies. Looks at box, sees picture of a stick of butter. Adds a stick of butter. Dough seems kinda weird. Once in the oven, I realize I've made cookie pancakes. Looks at the box again: under picture of the stick of butter it says, 'One Tablespoon.' #LFMF
Cookin’ with ADD
Sep. 25, 2011
When making peanut butter cookies, don't forget to add the peanut butter. #LFMF
The Hungrier Hulk Gets…
Sep. 6, 2011
You get the shakes and you get really angry when you don't eat for several hours. You throw things when you get mad. Do not wait to cook something until you have started shaking. You will drop the fork you are using to make soup. You will throw the saucepan at the wall. Now you've destroyed all chances of getting your deposit back, you have to clean up a huge mess, and you still don't have any food. Eat a cookie before trying anything harder than eating cookies. #LFMF
NeverCookDrunk
Aug. 5, 2011
The Gas Actually Comes Later
Jul. 24, 2011
That isn't a gas leak. That's your Korean wife wife cooking kimchi. The fire department and the gas company will not be amused. #LFMF
Honeydew With A Touch of Ranch
Jul. 7, 2011
When applying dressing to the Christmas salad, make sure you are pouring the dressing on the salad, not the punch you've been working on for FIVE HOURS.
#LFMF
Thought Pumpkin Was Intrinsically Delicious
Jun. 16, 2011
When making pumpkin pie don't forget to add the sugar. Your pumpkin pie will taste like nothing you would ever want to eat. #LFMF
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