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A black cat will in fact crawl through a 4 inch gap in a car window, curl up in your black overcoat, and wait like an assassin until you pick up said coat and take a few steps before scaring half the life out of you. #LFMF
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A 2 year old left to play in the car will find a Sharpie you never even knew was there. Also, peanut butter is effective at removing Sharpie from leather. #LFMF
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Before pressing the button to slide open your car’s sunroof on a very hot day; first check to be sure your husband didn’t just set a huge, saran wrap covered bowl of fruit salad (with vanilla pudding mix dressing) up there. #LFMF
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Never,ever tailgate 4 Hells Angels on the freeway. #LFMF
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Never assume it’s safe to leave your hyper dog in a running vehicle. He can (and will) manage to knock it into reverse, hitting the steering wheel, and back it in a full 180 degree bend into the neighboring building. Try explaining that one to the police and insurance company. #LFMF.
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Never leave your windshield wipers on when turning your car off. They just might be frozen to the windshield in the morning and break the arms off when you turn your car on. #LFMF
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Do not throw hot water on a frozen windshield, unless you want a broken windshield and a wet interior. #LFMF
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Fast food stop + car left running and unlocked = free car for whoever notices first. #LFMF
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I locked myself out of my car… While it was running… In the Taco Bell drive-thru. #LFMF
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