When frantically running to the aid of a pedestrian who just got hit by a car at an intersection, make sure that you yourself do not run in front of a car.
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Archive for the 'car' Category
Actually, Make that Two Ambulances
Feb. 9, 2012
And That’s How I Got a Promotion
Jan. 31, 2012
After finding out my boss is that jerk who follows way too close on my morning commute
Correct: My boss tailgates me on the way to work.
Incorrect: He rides my ass every morning.
Your Steering Wheel Can’t Handle the Power of the Drop
Jan. 30, 2012
Sounds Like High Electric Bills All Around
Jan. 28, 2012
If you must stand by your window at night to use your remote car starter, remember that people outside can see in when your naked body is illuminated by a lamp right by the window. You may never know if your landlady got a show when she went to plug in her car.
Well Played Pup, Well Played
Jan. 27, 2012
When taking your puppy to the vet, do not leave him in the unlocked car with the keys inside while you stop for gas. He will lock you out, you will walk home for your spare key that you don't have, and you will have to call to police to come help you get back in your car. #LFMF
On the Bright Side, Look at How Pretty That Dress is!
Jan. 18, 2012
Picking up your dress for your upcoming wedding is exciting and joyful. However, explaining to your fiance that you totaled the car on the way home is a far less happy task.
My Antifreeze Runneth Over
Oct. 10, 2011
If your car starts constantly overheating, get it checked out, no matter how poor you are. A broken thermometer is cheap and easy to fix. A melted engine isn't. #LFMF
You Towed My Heart
Oct. 8, 2011
Always remember where your ex works, especially if the two of you have hard feelings. Your car may break down and you might just happen to push it into the parking lot of your ex's job. They will talk their boss into towing it. #LFMF
How Many Points Did I Get?
Oct. 6, 2011
If you just crashed your car into a street lamp and think it's okay i'll just reload my last save game…then you need to stop playing videogames. #LFMF
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