Good Idea: Prepare for Halloween by buying candy early.
Bad Idea: Prepare for Halloween by buying candy early as you will need to buy more bags just before Halloween anyways (and you will have a stomach ache).#LFMF
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Archive for the 'candy' Category
Sorry kid we’re out. Yup, I ate ALL of it.
Oct. 31, 2011
Someone’s Been a Good Doggie
Jul. 9, 2011
When waiting at the vet clinic, remember that the bowl on the reception counter labelled "eat" and filled with chocolate is actually more likely to be liver "treats." #LFMF
Woman with Strange Scar
May. 31, 2011
When you realize the Tootsie Roll you are attempting to eat has been in the vending machine longer than you’ve been in college, GIVE UP – before your attempts to bite into it result in your snapping it in half and dragging a sharp edge down your chin. NOBODY will believe how you got that cut. #LFMF
Learn From Sore nasal passage’s Fail
Mar. 31, 2011
Never blow your nose if you have a mouth full of smarties. #LFMF
Submitted by: Sore nasal passage.
Learn From Never eating chocolate again’s Fail
Mar. 23, 2011
If you have a child who still wears diapers, think twice about licking off that brown smudge on your hand. Chances are it ISN'T melted chocolate from that candy bar you just ate. #LFMF
Submitted by: Never eating chocolate again
Learn From I swear it’s not crap’s Fail
Mar. 3, 2011
If you put some of those bite-size chocolate candies in your pocket, don't forget they are there. They WILL melt and people will wonder why you have a dark gooey substance on your hand after you reach into your pocket several hours later. #LFMF
Submitted by: I swear it's not crap.
Learn From Getting Bigger’s Fail
Feb. 14, 2011
When trying to lose weight, don't get a job with a gourmet candy company. #LFMF
Submitted by: Getting Bigger
Learn From GIMME MY SODA’s Fail
Feb. 6, 2011
No matter how badly you want sugar, it is not a good idea to break down into a sobbing wreck just because your soda got stuck in the vending machine. #LFMF
Submitted by: GIMME MY SODA
Learn From Molarghh’s Fail
Nov. 18, 2010
When you're tempted to take a bite into that juicy gumball, use caution. It might just be a jawbreaker. #LFMF
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Learn From SneezeMaster’s Fail
Nov. 3, 2010
When opening a package of Poprocks with your teeth, do NOT inhale. You will snort said candy and end up sneezing for no less than 5 minutes. #LFMF
Submitted by: SneezeMaster
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