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When using a submersible blender to make your child a milk shake, unplug it before attempting to remove the chunk of ice cream that got stuck in the blades. Although they have stopped spinning, your other hand may accidentally hit the power switch almost cutting your finger off. It will hurt. It will bleed. You will not only scare the bajabbers out of your poor child, but blood and ice cream don't go well together.
When there is a leak coming from the bottom of a full blender, do NOT turn the blender upside down to inspect where the leak may be coming from.
If your Significant Other is standing in the kitchen holding the cat, don't turn the blender on suddenly. Unless you want to know how many creative ways your S.O. can use filthy language. #LFMF
Your blender comes with a lid for a reason…you should use it. Unless you enjoy cleaning up large spills, that is.
Submitted by: #Dear Lord my floor is slippery now#
When putting your feet up to watch TV in the dark, give some thought to checking for cats hiding beneath pillows. You can acheive much the same effect by sticking your feet in a blender and it isn’t neccessary to give the blender treats to get it to stop hissing at you. #LFMF
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Just because something tastes good under normal circumstances does NOT mean it will still taste good after you’ve put it through the blender. #LFMF
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When trying to make a Snickers milkshake it is important to make sure the mini-Snickers bars are not frozen. Unless you want to witness the side of your blender explode. #LFMF
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