Good idea: a movie and a few beers with friends.
Bad idea: one of the jackass movies and a LOT of beers with friends. You will try something you saw in the movie and end up arrested or in the emergency room
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Good idea: a movie and a few beers with friends.
Bad idea: one of the jackass movies and a LOT of beers with friends. You will try something you saw in the movie and end up arrested or in the emergency room
Never take strong sleeping pills before taking a shower. Just don't.
Submitted by: Leyda
When in the middle of an argument because your girlfriend isn't comprehending blue balls aren't funny, don't tell her "This could hurt for a couple days. Women don't understand this kind of prolonged pain." Your case of blue balls will get considerably worse. And more painful.
Submitted by: Ouch
If you set your dinner on fire in the oven, do not open the oven door, see your dinner on fire then close the oven door with your dinner still in the oven. This will not put out the flames. Turning OFF the oven and blowing out your dinner will.
If your car doors have frozen over night, make sure it's not locked before you try to kick it open from the inside. LFMBF'sF
Do NOT brag that you are the only one of your friends who does not have a tequila story. They WILL take it as a challenge and you WILL have one in the morning. And you will NOT want to hear it.
Submitted by: Julie
When your group is taking tourist photos in the airport, do not stick your head into the frame and exclaim "PHOTOBOMB!" Security has never heard of Photobomb and will not believe your explanation.
Good idea: enjoy free samples after a distillery tour. Bad idea: ride a bicycle home in rush-hour city traffic immediately afterward. #LFMF
When drinking and playing strip poker at a party, do not wind up naked and get the bright idea to use the nair you found in the bathroom on your naughty bits. It will be funny as hell that night, but it won't be in the morning when your no longer drunk. Chemical burns suck. #LFMF
Submitted by: Ohgoditburns!
Don’t jump off of a 60 Ft. high bridge into water. Even though your friends made it look effortless, you may find it hard to think about straightening your legs at terminal velocity. Jokes about "if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?" are sure to ensue. #LFMF
Submitted by: I CANT BREEEEEEAAAAATHE