Do not open a pressure cooker without thoroughly cooling it off first. It takes a long time to clean exploded potatoes off the ceiling, cupboards, walls, and your hair. #LFMF
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Do not open a pressure cooker without thoroughly cooling it off first. It takes a long time to clean exploded potatoes off the ceiling, cupboards, walls, and your hair. #LFMF
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When twisting firework fuses together remember that the burn rate increases exponentially with the number of fuses involved, and that eyebrows take months to grow back properly. #LFMF
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Shooting a bottle rocket into a grain silo is a BAD IDEA. The explosion is pretty though. #LFMF
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When trying to make a Snickers milkshake it is important to make sure the mini-Snickers bars are not frozen. Unless you want to witness the side of your blender explode. #LFMF
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If you get your pants wet hunting, take the bullets out before you put them in the dryer.#LFMF
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You know that old airbag you have sitting around? Don’t microwave it. #LFMF
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Trial and error is not a good way to find out if a plate is microwave safe. #LFMF
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If you want to clean your kettle, do not boil water then add dish soap when it whistles. It creates a scalding hot geyser all over your kitchen counter. #LFMF
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