Dumb-estic Violence

It is a good idea to teach yourself how to apply liquid eyeliner. It will make you look cooler. It is not a good idea to go out after attempting to remove the evidence. You will be stopped in the street by a policeman and asked about your red eye with black bruise like streaks. You will have to awkwardly explain you are not a victim of domestic violence, just a girl without a steady hand looking for milk. No-one will believe you. #LFMF