When going outside to smoke, don't look to see why the guy at the bus stop has a tape measure out. He is, in fact, measuring his penis. What has been seen cannot be unseen. #LFMF
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And all this wouldn’t have happened if you didn’t smoke.
So that makes it OK for someone to expose himself in public. Right…
inb4 “you are stoopid for smooking” posts…oh damit
lol
Measuring one’s penis in public is already a fail.
Well it is a fail. people should care for their health more. Why do what you know will kill you?
Thanks for that, mm. I don’t smoke, but from now on I’m never going to cross a road again. That’s several times more likely than smoking to kill me.
Yes, but not crossing the road would likely interfere with your ability to progress in life. Smoking is optional.
It’s not if you’re already addicted. People start for a variety of reasons. It’s rare for anyone to just say one day “oh, I think I’ll start smoking.” I’m not saying it isn’t a choice to give up, but it takes time to do and is very hard. Look, you know you make a good point and you’re correct, but I don’t like it when people are so rude and judgemental about others they don’t even know when that wasn’t even the point of the original story. OP has every right to go outside for a smoke and it is his or her own business. If none of us ever took risks, we’d still be in our mothers’ wombs and they’d be very large women indeed
I see what you are saying. And I have that sort of live and let live mentality when it comes to smokers. However, I was just pointing out the flaws in your ovbious reductio ad absurdum.
Fair enough – it was only a sarcy response to mm’s lack of sensitivity anyway!
If he’s doing that outside, it’s HIS fail, not yours, OP.
well…
how big was it?
Indecent exposure?
It’s a penis. Nearly every man has at least one. Deal with it.
At least?
Yes, some people are born with two – it’s a rare condition called diphallia.
It still shouldn’t be whipped out in public, man.
Nearly everyone on earth has an a$$hole, too, but in most cultures, you’re still not supposed to go around showing it to the world…
He whipped his penis back and forth? o.0
^THIS
Tape measure? Micrometer is more like it.
On second thought, do show what you’re measuring.