When opening a package in which you do not know the contents, do NOT do it in front of your kids. Your husband may have ordered something from Adam and Eve which will leave you with some uncomfortable explaining to do.
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And the return address was…?
It wouldn’t say Adam and Eve, it would be a nondescript address. They do this on purpose.
When I was young and naive, my boyfriend actually did give me a massager. It was marketed as a massager, but it was obviously not intended for use as one. I didn’t realise what it actually was until he sold a whole load of them on ebay under the name “[brand name] Naughty
Sports Massager.”
Ugh. I have nothing against sex toys, and would love my boyfriend to get me one if we’d talked about it enough for him to know what I liked, but I don’t appreciate unsolicited ones, especially if they’re part of a job lot…
Because talking about sex should never be done with kids. Let’s let them find things out by a word of mouth at school or by experimenting themselves. Maybe if we never talk about sex with our kids we can go on with life pretending it doesn’t exist, because it’s easier to just ignore the topic than to take 5 minutes to talk to the kids about it.
You should note that is says “some uncomfortable explaining to do” and not “a touchy topic to tip-toe around and avoid”.
Because all parents want their kids to know exactly what they use, and why, and how.
And the kids want to know what their parents do even less than we want to tell them. Let me rephrase that – they REALLY don’t want to know, especially when they’re teenagers.
They can just google sex and find out everything they need to know. If you’re old fashioned you can just pop a porno into the VCR.
Oh, lord, your judgementalism makes my eyes roll. Shuuuut uuuuup.
You don’t understand sarcasm do you?
lostfaithinhumanity is definitely not sarcastic. He/she is serious.
I’m so glad you pointed that out. Thank you thank you kind stranger who knows everything about them!
Do we understand sarcasm now?
Lostfaith is being judgemental about parents NOT wanting to wave bizarre jelly sex toys around in front of their children. Do we understand context now?
Who said anything about not understanding the context?
Ooh, so close. You wanted to say “of which”.
why are you opening a package with no idea what the contents are?
because it was in the mail of course! The question is: was the package addressed to you?
I saw a hand massager in the drug store once … it was quite literally a vibrator that was just this side of looking exactly like a peen.
I saw a Shake Weight once.
Same diff?
Was it black or white?