Always remember to put bread in the toaster. Othterwise you will toast air. Finding the non exsistant toast will be very painful for your finger
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My toaster has a mechanism that won’t engage unless there is something in there. Perhaps you need one of those. And perhaps you need a safety device that stops you poking your fingers into hot toasters!
This. My first thought was how old and/or broken is OP’s toaster?
A brand new top of the line toaster is still affected by stupidity.
And the danger in operating the toaster empty is ….?
Btw poking your finger in is bad idea due to electricity too, not just temperature
The mechanism might not be for safety as much as to avoid wasting your electricity.
How poorly lit is the kitchen that one could not see that the toast was not there?
Or how dumb was the OP that (s)he either (a) did not look first OR (b) believed that the toaster made invisible toast?
This is why it’s important to awaken oneself with coffee BEFORE attempting the rest of breakfast-making.
try a fork next time
I once started microwaving a cup of air xD I realized that I forgot to actually fill it with something after about 10 seconds
Toasters only cook bread. They don’t make it.
^ This
Where in the OP did you see anything about the toaster making toast?
Not enough coffee?
Look down in toaster. No see bread. Realize forgot. No need to burn fingers.
REALLY.
Hear toaster pop. Dark kitchen, tired person. Reach for toast without really looking. Burn fingers.
Good point.