if you want to check online to see if the story your mother has just told you about the chinese farmer who found a huge, golden, radioactive ball and accidentally killed his whole family, don't search "chinese man, giant golden ball." especially not if your mother and twelve-year-old sister are reading over your shoulder. #lfmf


How do you submit one of these things?
There’s even a wiki answers question asking how (not me) that has no answers. I see the upload option but it’s just text, am I supposed to write it out in Microsoft Word?
MUST… RESIST… SEARCHING…
seriously wtf? Is this like a Monkey-paw type story or did this happen???
The only results I got were this #LFMF and other sites that stole it. I’m gonna see if Safesearch is on.
Turned it off. Got the same results.
why would you WANT to see anything like what they saw????
Same here. I tried posting some of the REAL results for that search, but Failblog Failed and ate my post.
Of course now that I posted this, it’ll probably show up eventually.
To see if the story your mother has just told you about the chinese farmer who found a huge, golden, radioactive ball and accidentally killed his whole family what? I hate it when people do that.
I’m glad someone else noticed. Sometimes these stories should be broken up into more than one sentence. Don’t lose track of what you’re saying, man.
Search fail. Since the most defining characteristic of that ball was radioactivity, you should have included that, instead of golden or giant.
Really shocking results like http://www.pixiepalace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/goldenball.gif
Omg why did i click the link i need eye bleach and stuff
Why? i clicked and it is just a golden ball…