If you want to say you love Michael Buble by giving him a nickname like "Biebs" to Justin Bieber, don't do it. You'll have a hard time explaining to your parents why you just said "I love bubes/boobs," especially if you're a girl.
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I’m so glad I’m not the only person who has done this.
To be fair… everyone loves boobs.
true story
Yeah, but if that cute guy thinks you love boobs *that* way, he’s much less likely to take notice of you…
Every guy I know would take a lot MORE notice of you. Most guys I know love the lezzies and bisexuals.
…and that’s where you guys fail. There is a reason why it’s called “lesbian”, we don’t care about you
ahh the old unrequited love… been there a time or two.
I’m not a guy. I am a woman.
How’s that a fail?
Noticing/Looking at something you can’t have… it’s that the whole idea behind astronomy?
*isn’t
Im with benny… the couple of bi girls Ive dated have been the best in bed. Out of bed though they were bat sh!t crazy though.
How about “Bubles”, minus the accent over the “e”?
From reading his name, I would have said it like “Bubble”… why would you pronounce that “Boobble”?
And “bubs” is no problem if the “bub” said like “bubble”.
P.S: Are you saying it’s even said “Boobblee”? That’s nutz!
I’m with you. I’m a Bubliever, too!
Still sounds better than explaining why you would nickname someone after Bieber.
Boobs are awesome. That’s science fact.
In fact, they are one of the defining characteristics of mammals.
Mammals are sexy.
Just come out to them. It’ll be easier in the long run
Frankly it would be easier to come out as homosexual than to come out as a Michael Buble fan.
At least to my parents…
How exactly is this hard to explain?
You: Oh, I love boobs!
Parent: I beg yuour pardon?
You [laughing hysterically]: Oh my God, I didn’t realise what that would sound like until I said it! I was trying to give Michael Buble a cute nickname, like “Biebs” for Justin Bieber. It sounded fine in my head, but no, it’s not a great idea is it?
Parent: [laughing] Think harder before opening your mouth next time!
I don’t see a problem there…
I do, liking Bieber.
Yeah, that’s a problem all right. But it was only ever used as an example of a nickname
So I had no clue who this guy was, and googled it. He’s a 37 year old Canadian celebrity.
So either the submitter is a whiny teenager lusting after a man old enough to be her father, or she’s a middle-aged housewife who has the verbal skills of a child.
that was my natural assumption too
Bieber is 37? And a celebrity?
Hey, hey, now. In her defense, he IS pretty sexy. I think I’m lusting after him too, and I’m a dude.
the fail is liking buble
Oh, no you didn’t!
I honestly don’t think anyone will ever have this problem but you. Congrats on being unique.
See me and my mom can totally relate. She actually calls him Booby. So imagine the look on her friend’s face when she casually asks her if she’s heard the new “Booby” album. Priceless.
Hey OP, out of curiosity, ever seen a certain music video called “Russian Unicorn”?
Ugh. That is, very wrong. Never heard of straight chicks liking b**bs, unless they’re lesbian.