You can never repair the damage done when your mom catches you masturbating … Especially if you are a girl.
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When is MM going to show up to tell you that your body is evil?
Also whats the over/under on when well get a “pics” comment?
Finally what damage? Its a part of life and is your mom is such a prude that she treats you differently knowing that you do s.,
too many ISs
MM never complains about masturbation. I’m pretty sure she’s OK with it. People who don’t believe in sex with others usually are ok with it.
But the Bible says onanism is wrong. Although I suppose girls can’t really do as Onan did…
Onan was refusing to impregnate his late brothers wife so she would have an heir to inherit instead of him. So onanism is more about the withdrawal method of birth control, which is actually surprisingly effective when practiced correctly.
With perfect use it is on pare with perfect use of condoms. Of course perfect use is rather more difficult to attain.
And even with the wrong definition it wouldn’t count, she has no seed to spill in the dirt.
It’s not even about withdrawal. It’s about disobeying God’s will.
The sex-haters mistake the means for the crime.
And by using the name, assign a crime to something that isn’t mentioned again anywhere else in the bible. Most of the old testament sex prohibitions have to do with prostitutes. Makes me think there must have been a lot of prostitution for it to be mentioned so often. Possibly because it was the only remaining way for widows to earn an income.
Effective when practiced correctly? Ever heard of precum?
precum has no sperm in it… unless your shaft had some left over cum from your previous orgasm.
But this is not an issue the pull out method is practiced correctly : I.E. not having sex again until you’ve urinated a few times to drain out any left over sperm.
Apart from the fact withdrawal isn’t actually that effective as a birth control method, as sperm have a surprisingly long lifecycle and any left behind can be ejected into a woman along with Cowper’s fluid (<– spelling?) before ejaculation occurs in sexual encounters.
Anyone sexually active should have read Dr. Ruth's materials, but chances are people still f^ck without educating themselves.
That’s why correctly practiced withdrawl includes a waiting period between bouts to allow the male to urinate a few times. This drains out any left over spermatozoides.
Well, I do want pics….
The damage would probably be the embarrassment for the OP having just been seen…doing that…I mean, most people DON’T like it when their parents see them doing something that is generally mean to be private. It’s like someone walking in on you in the restroom, except worse because it’s a sexual situation. No one wants to think about their parents while doing that, nor does any parent want to think about their child doing that.
Most don’t wants to think about their parents while doing that, nor does most parents want to think about their child doing that.
Fixed for you.
nevermind, had sex
also, pics or…
seriously, your mother should knock next time
what Roaj said. what damage? a little embarrassment before you remember she has the same parts and probably does it too? not to say that if this happened to me i wouldn’t be embarrassed, but it wouldn’t be “damaging”.
I would die if this happened to me.
Just tell her that, if masturbation is a problem with her, you can always get a guy or two to help instead, since you do seem have high hormonal spikes.
That should get you all the quiet you desire. For a while.
That’s actually a great response. Thanks.
Eh, I’m a mom. You’d have gotten a brief lecture about how to lock a door.
Hey, I’m a son; even if I was a daughter, you’d have gotten a lecture on saving both you and me the embarrassment of such an unwanted situation by practicing the ancient art of knocking on people’s doors before running into them. I believe it’s called manners.
yep.
Point taken, but sometimes a door isn’t completely closed or you are sure your child is at the neighbor’s house. I’m just saying.
My parents refuse to put locks on the bedroom doors for fear of damaging them. Waiting until everyone is asleep is always an option. xD
Why especially if you’re a girl? What difference does that make?
Its expected of boys but loooked down upon with girls. At least by some not all.
Because in our messed up society girls are expected to be “modest” and “chaste”, which translates to “prudish” and “hating their own body”.
It’s depressingly true. I know I hated my sexual organs for YEARS! I’m not sure there’s anything much sadder than that….
I was thinking more along the lines of more exposure. Thanks to the difference in design, girls must be less covered to do it than guys, who simply have to undo their pants.
TMI: No, we don’t have to undo our pants.
…I should have payed attention to the warning. Now I can’t stop thinking about how that would work…
I’m a guy and… it wouldn’t. Unless you have a freakishly small member or something?
Boxers only : not much of a problem.
Pants as well : too tight for proper fap.
I’m assuming JS is a girl actually… you could just slip your hand down your pants and schlick away, couldn’t you? You don’t have a protuberance to deal with after all… unless dildo.
You guys know it entirely depends on the mom, right? Did you watch Black Swan? That would have been my reaction. Seriously, that was the scariest scene in that film for me. Hit much too close to home.
I would think it’s less embarassing if you’re a girl.
Same here. Besides, it could be worse. It might have been your dad who walked in on you. As a dad myself that would be worse for me.
1. This is ONLY damaging if your mother is a conservative prude puritan.
2. The way this is written “especially if you’re a girl”…this just CONFIRMS the unjustified and unreasonable taboo of female masturbation. *rollseyes*…I thought we were trying to move AWAY from that taboo.
Did it ever occur to you that the “especially if you’re a girl” part could have had less to do with a taboo and more to do with girls being more private about personal things like that?
Think about it: if a mom walked in on her son having to grunt and take a huge dump, it wouldn’t be nearly as traumatizing to either of them than if it were her daughter.
Coming from a household of 4 sisters, and me being the only guy, I promise you it’s true.
yeah, I mean most boys seek out their moms to show them how they masturbate, amirite?
How many talk shows have you seen that discuss female masturbation now name one talk show that duscusses male masturbation. Yeah I thought so men are more prudish about those kind of things.
If she was private about it, then her mother REALLY needs to learn respect for her daughter and her privacy.
As far as the taboo part, it is EQUALLY embarrassing to be caught, boy or girl.
Pics or it didnt happend !
pics or it didn’t happen
I remember reading a question on topix I think it was about moms who want to watch their sons masturbating… was over 600 posts and 90% or so wanted to! I would imagine the same goes for dads and daughters… moms and daughters probably not so much but you get the idea.
o.O? My dad does NOT want to watch me masturbate!
sure he doesn’t
some moms even say they want to help! I’d have to infer that some dad’s feel the same way.
Stop feeding the trolls. They only survive if they get the attention they desire…
I’m still trying to get my son to SHUT HIS DOOR. I don’t have a problem with him DOING it, I just don’t want to SEE it. Seriously. I have to walk past his bedroom to get to the bathroom, and if his door is shut, i’m a happy mom.
Oooh, Parker, you inconsiderate boy you….
Umm… why? Were you watching pr0n? Or are you just so young that it’s still not quite “right” for you to be doing it?
You really do get everywhere, don’t you? Punditkitchen, Roflrazzi, Autocowrecks…
I think it’s more the embarrassment of being caught in a self-serving sexual act by your mother.
I do frequent about half of the cheezburger network’s sites, yes.
There’s this thing called a lock. Use it. If your door doesn’t have one, then find some large, heavy object to use to keep your door closed.
Like the corpse of the parent who walked in on you?
Some parents freak out and go on a rant about their child having his or her door locked.