When a fighter jet flies by and your worried girlfriend asks you if it's from the US, it's not funny to say "The Japanese are attacking!" Yes, you are in Hawaii, but she was at Ground Zero on 9/11/01. Bonus: Her Grandfather was a WW2 Marine. #LFMF
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Actually, it is very funny.
And just FYI, if her granddaddy was a marine in WWII, he wasn’t a Pearl when it was attacked. Most likely he joined up afterwords.
It’s probably a not a Perl Harbour reference, it’s more likely to be from the rest of the pacific war. The battles for control of Guadacanal caused FAR more damage. ( there’s a reason that in the Solomons there is an area called Iron Bottom Sound)
Could’ve been worse. You could’ve said China. That’d actually be plausible.
China would take Australia first. Pearl isn’t the prize it was 70 years ago when ships were slower and you couldn’t refuel a fighter in the air.
China could try. I doubt the Americans would let that happen though.
Your g/f is a dumbass
this is the only logical conclusion
I felt like going into more detail, but this pretty much sums it up, his girlfriend is either 6 or has some sort of mental disability
bravo, you sir have made the list of people who should not reproduce. not that i think that will be a problem considering such an attitude would make finding someone difficult .
no, OP’s girlfriend shouldn’t reproduce
Who would get upset because of something trivial as that. Stupid question anyway… fighters in American airspace are probably American, if it wasn’t it would’ve been shot down long before it got there, unless it was an ally.
This reminds me of the time when there was a very brief war/kerfuffle between Georgia and Russia and some people from the US State of Georgia were worried and asked when the tanks would come. Lol.
i think you watch too much “daily show”, also, “the onion” is not a legitemate news source (is funny though)
I think you have too much faith in the intelligence of people, probably not many were worried, but i bet some were
so waggle has too much faith in people’s intelligence, but real monsters shouldn’t say the g/f is dumb?
Proper response would be to turn to the Grandfather and say, “What? Too soon?”
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“Yes, you are in Hawaii, but she was at Ground Zero on 9/11/01″
Not only that, but those planes were from the US.
Don’t worry, 9/11/01 was nearly 11 years ago. We’re about halfway there to it finally being funny.
Remember people, 22.3 years and we’re golden.
pfft. oversensitive skank.
I’m suprised no one got the Grand Theft Auto reference…