Cool: Trying to light a strike anywhere match with your thumbnail like you've seen in the movies.
Very cool: It actually works! Look at that flame.
Not so cool: Why does my thumb hurt and what's that smell? Oh, a burning piece of sulfur is stuck under my thumbnail and bruning down tot the bone. #LFMF


I guess it’s difficult to type when your thumb is on fire.
(“…bruning down tot the bone.”)
+1
I was just abouit to comkment on that.
O,.S, I tyoped this entire comment eith my eyes closed. Pretty impressive, huh>
no. i replied to this comment with my eyes closed. the keyboard is now diamonds.
no srsly, do kids these days not learn proper typing? tsk.
Burning* To*
Proofread entries before submitting. Especially when typing with a burnt finger. #LFOPF
Done that.
My fingerrs hurrtt justt thinkkiiinngg abut tthatt!!1!@
*pleesasw exxiiyyuucees ay ttyos, asmy hnds ar shkng fro thinkig abouut this hhappeningggg
Wow, that’ss even worse than I thought it woulld be. II need to stop posting for wwwhhile soo m handds ca stoop saking..
Are you one of these people, the warning “First get out, then tweed about what happened” got added to certain buildings security notes?
hey idiots, read the title before you correct the spelling. you just fell for a troll
Hi, you’re stupid.
He named his bone tot, lol.
Sadly, kinne, no. It’s not a troll. It’s stupid me who forgot what he learned in journalism class: “Always preafrood”.