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Black and Blue Boyfriend

If you stumble upon your girlfriend in a public place never run up and grab her from behind. It will seem loving to you, but creeper-esque to the rest of the world. Her scream will deafen you, her black belt will kick in and she'll flip you onto your back. Being twice her size, you'll never live it down. #LFMF
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