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When you are studying to become a pharmacist, no matter how funny you find it, do not tell people that you are trying to become a drug dealer. Someone might not understand that you are trying to become a pharmacist and ask you for pot. #LFMF

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  1. Mad Mare says:

    Nah, not a fail. It’s actually a fun thing to do :) I used to date a guy who was a pharmaceutical rep and I’d introduce him as my “drug pusher”. Was a hoot :)

    • ClariPossum says:

      I agree, not a fail. It would be a fail if he told this to an on-duty cop while drunk and got arrested or something, but if the worst thing that happened was someone misunderstood him? That’s kinda blah. When you make a joke like that, it’s almost guaranteed that someone will take it literally.

  2. TychaBrahe says:

    There was an early Frazz where Caulfield was doing standardized testing. He reported that his father made drugs and his mother worked the streets to support them. Frazz criticized him, pointing out that his father was getting his PhD in Pharmacology, and his mother was a civil engineer for the city. Caulfield said the first interpretation started better discussions.

  3. Cougar Allen says:

    Someone might ask you for pot? Heavens! Anything but that….

    -Cougar :{)

  4. stagehanddan says:

    This applies if ones sister and her husband are both getting or have gotten their pharmacist (sp?) degrees.
    “Ya my sister and her husband are drug dealers.”
    “DUDE, don’t say that out loud HERE!”

  5. amber_locks says:

    I tell people that all the time. The looks on people’s faces is worth the extra explanation.

  6. Skippy says:

    Wait, what’s wrong with asking your drug dealer for pot? *smirk*

    • RealityCheck says:

      Because it’s an Herbal Remedy, not a chemical drug, so you wouldn’t get it at a pharmacy even if it WAS legal.

  7. scarfie says:

    I’m a pharmacist and my sister works in banking. My dad tells people that his daughters are into drug dealing and money laundering.

  8. Pykoh says:

    My dad’s a pharmacist and he tells kids he’s a drug dealer.

  9. Kelly Smunt says:

    Work pharmacy during the day, sell pot at night. Retire at 40. How hard is that? Move to California if you wanna pay tax on the pot.

  10. Maasie96 says:

    Sounds like a good laugh to me, not really a fail.

  11. Cherry says:

    I once told someone I study Pharmacy and they said: “That’s something with computers, right?”

  12. Loren Pechtel says:

    Well, acupuncturists stick people up for a living.

  13. Nyan Cat says:

    so apparently where you live, it’s natural to be a drug dealer?

  14. Grant says:

    I am the guy who posted this “fail” and I actually do still introduce myself as a ‘drug dealer’ to most people. I was bored in just sent this in to see if it would make the page. @Nyan Cat, I live in southwestern Wisconsin, so no, it’s not natural to be a drug dealer.

  15. networkman says:

    My cousin got busted for half an acre of pot in the 70s. Today, he is a pharmacist.


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