Take care when grabbing a bottle of toothpaste. That random bottle next to the sink, it just may be your former roommates tube of anti-itch cream, which does not have the same medical value, or taste, as toothpaste. #LFMF
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then it’s not really random, is it?
Where does one find toothpaste in a bottle?
In Canadian supermarkets next to the bags of milk
also who has “bottles” of toothpaste?
L. M. A. O.
I cannot think of a single person who doesn’t look at the toothpaste while they’re doling it out onto the brush. If you can’t tell what toothpaste looks like… ugh.
Fake. Stolen from Cyanide and Happiness.
Nope it did actually happen. Probably not the only one to do it.
This is nothing. I once brushed my teeth with a tube of Icy Hot. I kid you not. (Hey, I was half-awake, groggy, didn’t have my glasses on, and I tell you what… it seemed pretty minty!) I kept brushing for over a minute, before wondering why it was SO tingly.
I looked down at the tube, and read, “Apply to sore muscles and joints.” And, in a haze, I wondered to myself, “Now, that’s a strange thing to put on the back of a tube of toothpaste.” Turned it over, read the name on the label, and frantically spent 10 minutes rinsing my mouth out.
I was still feeling the tingle/burn 6 hours later.
Absolutely true story. I was in the Navy at the time. Won’t make that mistake EVER again! LFMF!