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When the bathroom you are in is on the wall that separates your side of the duplex from your hot neighbor's side of the duplex, DO NOT freaking yell to your mom, "I just clogged the toilet with my crap!" You will hear a muffled shriek of laughter from your hot neighbor. #LFMF
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Being you still live with your mom, i would have to say you didnt have much of a chance to begin with
LOL – my thoughts exactly.
maybe he isn’t 18 yet? (or 21 for some other countries) or maybe he’s an IT guy (in which case it’s pretty normal to live with your parents until your 35 or they die)
If the OP had the mindset to yell that in the first place, there’s even more evidence that there’s no chance at all.
Maybe their mom was visiting.
DO NOT freaking yell to your mom, “I just clogged the toilet with my crap!”
FTFY
Why would you yell that ANYWAY??
Complete and utter unfamiliarity with the proper use of a plunger?
Bragging rights, obviously.
Yeah, tell me about that.
Your hot neighbor has clogged the toilet with her crap before, too.
How do you know that? If you’re implying that most people have, I haven’t. The worst I’ve clogged a toilet with is TP.
hmmm….most of you are referring to the poster as a guy but when I read this I pictured a girl saying that, and her hot neighbor GUY heard her….now THAT would be humiliating.
Why would it be more humiliating if their genders were they way you thought?
girls don’t poop
Your name would suggest otherwise.
You, sir/madam, have totally made my day.
That was awesome.
Guys generally don’t “shriek” with laughter.
At least the neighbour laughed instead of being grossed out.
Exactly! He/she/it has a sense of humor. Good sign.
Because clearly, girls poop butterflies.
nah, girls poop rainbows…
Nah, girls poop meat loaf. Did you think that your mom actually made that stuff in a bowl?
You mean I’ve been making it the wrong way all this time?! o.O
That make me puke up things I haven’t even eaten yet!
Things like MEAT LOAF?!? DUNDUNDUNN!
Awwww – I want to poop butterflies! Life would be infinitely better if that were the case :0
Wouldn’t it tickle a lot?
@chase, because girls DO poop and fart…but we prefer to be more ladylike about it, and we don’t talk about that sort of thing…so for a girl to yell something like that out loud would be embarrassing.
“…but we prefer to be more ladylike about it”
I would like to point your attention to all the period fails on this site! now off before the femi-nazis descend!
Wow, that’s classy.
…..actually that’s the only thing that I as a girl don’t talk about, and I am certainly not classy…you should hear my sense of humor. It has a bit of a dark edge to it….I remember making a joke in home depot after one of their safety announcements and my dad said I’m like a female George Carlin….quite a compliment.