You have just lit a candle and placed it in a small candle holder. You have also poured yourself a small glass of Diet Coke. Forgetting which hand is holding which is no way to wax your upper lip. #LFMF
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How would diet coke wax your upper lip?
Candle wax, dude… Which would work only because of the heat, not because of stickiness (Has actually made lovely fingerprints out of melted candle wax), and not necessarily even then… Also, burnt hair is not a pleasant smell. Ever. Especially any hair near the nose. Or, in my case once, in the nose…
Cutting torch accident. I was practicing on some plates that had been welded on a lot during welding class (my HS wasn’t rich enough to afford fresh practice metal for everyone), and I ended up hitting a nice, big pocket of slag… Well, anyone who’s ever hit slag while using an oxyacetylene torch knows what happens when you hit slag… Some of it ended up in my left nostril (proof that they should make properly shaded lenses in mask form for welding classes)… I was laughing about it as soon as the pain subsided…
someone must have been reeeeally distracted…
You are obviously far from psychic, as I have not just lit a candle at all, and I will never ever pour myself a glass of any size of cola, diet or regular, as I absolutely hate the stuff. On top of that, I have no desire to wax my upper lip, I shave.
And I won’t forget which hand is holding which, as for one I won’t ever hold a candle in one hand and a drink in the other, and I am always aware of what I’m holding, and in which hand.
You, dear OP, are an idiot.
people make mistakes, sheesh
I don’t call this a mistake, I call this plain stupid.
Who’s more of an idiot, the person just sharing an amusing story to make someone laugh or the pompous blowhard that spends more time creating a response that is longer than the original post? (P.S. The answer is you, the pompous blowhard, are more of an idiot.)
Aww, you didn’t quite get it, did you?
Aww, you’re still a pompous blowhard idiot, aren’t you?
that’s what you get for being too Amish to use a light bulb.