Always remember to silence your cellphone at church. Especially if your ringtone happens to be the theme song from The Exorcist. #LFMF
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Would’ve been worse if it was “Drink the Blood of the Priest” by Brocas Helm.
I think more of this should be “always silence your phone before going into a show/crowded place.”
wow
Awesome.
Hahahahaha!
You got owned there.
That sounds like a win to me….at least for the other people there to witness it.
You can avoid that problem by not going to church.
A good way to avoid this fail is not to believe in someone else’s imaginary friend in the first place.
There’s no need to be rude. You don’t want to believe in God, fine and dandy. Leave those of us who do alone.
lol Rich too true
I’d call that a win.
Catholic church by any chance?
The theme song is Tubular Bells–which has been used in other things. True, it got a lot of fame from the Exorcist, but it is a musical masterpiece!
moderation stinks!
Seems an appropriate place to play it really.
My thoughts exactly.
Ringtone WIN.
IMO Highway to Hell would have been better.
It would have. But even better would have been Running with the Devil.
Or “Sympathy for the devil”, haha.
“Pleased to meet you … ” LOL
In fact, that’*s a “Thrown out of church”-WIN, isn’t it? I remember that we tried to be thrown out of church when we were at school. Harder as it sounds…
I’m more preferable to Bloodhound Gang’s “Asleep at the wheel” where the lyrics include “You got your Jesus on your dashboard but the devil’s under my hood; you’re taking it down to legal, I’m pulling it up to no good; God is your copilot; I let Satan ride shotgun; you pay a toll to get to heaven but on the road to Hell there’s none.” Then again, I’ve never heard this as an actual ringtone. There’s also Hells Bells and plenty of other songs I would love to play in a church, just to rile people up.
Maximum Satan by Annihilator
Or Sympathy for the Devil.
Satan’s Fall or Black Funeral or Black Masses by Mercyful Fate
Pisschrist from Fear Factory
“Face down, arms out
Nailed to the cross of doubt
Blood runs like rain
Drowning for this world in vain”
may not be about the devil but the song discribes that god is a lie.
I’m going with “Number of the Beast” by Iron Maiden or “N.I.B.” from Black Sabbath.
mines a machine gun, that gets a few funny looks
Nice… Once when I was at church the priest said “And then, there was a voice in the darkness…” or something like that. Right after that, some dude’s cellphone started ringing with the theme of Spider-man.
That would have been sweet to be there for
My pastor would have made jokes about it for weeks. Of course this is the guy who refers to Star Trek in his sermons.
*spins head*
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS C**** IN HELL
*spits green vomit*
Would anyone in that church recognize it? I wouldn’t and I doubt that the people in my church would…
Depends how conservative your church is. I wouldn’t be surprised if my pastor recognized it (he’s in his late 20s and has an earring…).
Or, if you’re the pastor. My pastor’s phone went off once mid-sermon, and he answered it with, “I’m preaching, I’ll call you back later.” LoL
Happy to help
My ringtone ist “Last Resort” from Papa Roach, I think that would be equally awkward. But I don’t go to church anymore and I hopefully never will again.
That IS my ringtone– but I don’t go to church. It does freak out a lot of my customers though.
The actual fail is he/she goes to church.
Why? Faith communities provide a sense of belonging. Not all of them are rap-your-knuckles-with-a-ruler or hellfire-and-damnation. If it doesn’t work for you, that’s fine, but it works for some people.
One of the priests that used to work at the church I work at had the theme to The Exorcist as his ringtone! Funny as heck. But he did have a quirky sense of humor.
my ringtone is a satanic death metal song, that would have been equally as funny
And i thought an song from Debauchery was bad enough in church xD
see, this is the kind of thing i’d do deliberately.
then again, i’m kind of a bastard.
Yeah, I was at my maternal grandmother’s funeral, on the second row of the church and crying. Then a Harry Potter ringtone starts playing and EVERYONE knew it was me. Worst, it was in my bag which was three seats away due to being on the other side of my sister with the baby.
Happened to me as well, except my ringtone was “I like big butts and I cannot lie…”
Well, waiting for 9 more thumbs up
I think this should say always remember to turn your phones volume to maximum at church especially when your ring tone is the theme song from the exorcist.
Happened to me, but it was at a funeral, with “We’re Only Gonna Die” by Bad Religion.
haha i did that once by mt ringtone was jizz in my pants by the lonely island lol
Meh, I set the ringtone for when my mother calls to be the shower scene music from Psycho. And of course, when I answer in public, I say, “Yes, Mother?”
This gets a medal as much as the original post. Both are awesome. Wish I could figure out how to get ringtones on my phone…
Try using Highway To Hell next time.
How about AC/DCs “Hells Bells”?
this made my life.
Spheres Of Madness by Decapitated or Monolithic Doomsday Device by Divine Heresy will do the same (my phone goes off pretty much while im on the bus etc, it will give the same effect.
My dad used to have a ringtone that was the creepy song from Halloween, don’t think it ever went off in church though… Thank goodness, but it did startle us a few times when there was complete silence and it came out of nowhere.