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If you’re the emcee of your sister’s wedding, it may be funny to swap out "Here Comes the Bride," with the "Imperial March," from Star Wars, but you shouldn’t be surprised if she stops the wedding to kick your ass. #LFMF
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Your sister fails on sense of humor. That’s hilarious!
Maybe she DOES have a sense of humour, but kinda wanted the walking-the-aisle-on-her-own-wedding to be all about her groom and herself, in stead of her funny brother claiming everyones attention.
That’s hilarious. If that was my wedding, I would’ve smiled for sure. *thumbs up*
The only fail I see in this story is not being about to outrun your sister.
I mean able to outrun your sister.
Because men are always either physically superior to women, or else sissies. Right…
You also have to consider that this is a woman that happens to be in a wedding dress and (likely) high heels. she definitely has a large wardrobe handicap. if you cant outrun someone dressed like that, you need to get some exercise, that’s all I’m saying.
dude i’d love if my brother did that, i mean i might stop and laugh if anything and then demand it back to normal
thanks for the tip, it’s gonna come in handy
The question is: Did the groom laugh?
Umm … that was her wedding not a night out. People tend to take their wedding seriously.
Dude, it’s your sister’s and her husband’s day to shine, not yours. Funny or not, you shouldn’t have done that. You deserve the ass-kicking.
Meh, it’s her wedding. You’d want it to be perfect. Your prank was funny, but it was the wrong moment i guess.
Agreed. There’s a time and a place for everything, and the time for this was the *rehearsal*, not the actual ceremony.
I completely agree. This is something you during the rehearsal, NOT the actual wedding. That’s a mean prank.
Yep. Rehearsal would have been appropriate. The actual ceremony you only go through one (or more, or many more) times in a lifetime isn’t.
At the rehearsal vote here too. At the rehearsal for my wedding my in-laws replaced the bridal march with a polka.
Rehearsal and yeah, you did deserve the ass kicking.
Once in a lifetime prank – EPIC!
My husband, his groomsmen, and the bridal party all went out to the Imperial March. I got the Wedding March, but we just couldn’t resist playing the Imperial March during our very large and very formal wedding.
My brother did this, too
My best friend did this at her wedding this summer, haha. It was epic awesome.
I don’t blame the bride, he picked the WRONG time for such a prank, LoL.
That said… when one of my friends got married, she used the same song for her entrance as for the recessional. So the wedding party changed the recessional to “The Chicken Dance” and we all did it there at the altar when it started. It was HILARIOUS. The bride loved it.
Id love to have the imperial march at my wedding!Then i can answer “will you marry XY” with “I find your lack of faith disturbing!!”
Your sister fails at humor. That was awesome! I wish that my brothers will be that cool when I get married
Get it out of your system during the rehearsal, problem solved.
That’s really not that funny…
It was her special day, and even if she is your sister, that could totally ruin the moment.
I walked down the aisle to the regular star wars theme. The imperial march would have been good too though.
That was totally worth any ass-kicking received. I’ll have to remember this for when my sister gets married.
It was your sister’s wedding dude… her moment, not your playground :/
try that at a funeral instead…
Mad props for having some big brass balls for doing that during the ceremony!
Definitely, way to go man!
I suppose the bride wouldn’t have been as angry if you played the throne room/end title music as she and her husband had finished the ceremony.
Absolutely. Those are well earned bruises.
Agreed. But only recommended if you’re feeling suicidal or just don’t care for your own well-being
I find her lack of faith disturbing.
Are you out of your f***g mind? That’s her wedding. You’re lucky she beat you up instead of disowning you, you stupid f**k. I’m angry just hearing about this.
Thank you, lfmf, for taking the time to bleep out my obscenity instead of not posting my comment. That was very thoughtful!
You most certainly do fail. If you’re so desperate for attention that you try to hijack someone else’s wedding, you deserve everything you got. I hate people like you.
If that was me I would have been laughing, (if I get married I somehow want a stormtrooper ‘arch of swords’)
Oh yeah and my brother was at a wedding of one of his friends, his friend came down the aisle to ‘menoma’
Now I know what music I’m having at my wedding! Thank you very much!
I so hope someone taped that, I would love to see the video just to see the look on her face.
Oh, man, wrong moment, dude! A wedding ceremony is just not a good place to play pranks. The reception, on the other hand . . .
I’ve got plans for my brothers wedding with a song by one Mr. R. Astley…
bruised_bro, I’ll drink a homebrew beer in your honor.
High-five!!!!
My friend *DID* have the Imperial March for her wedding march. Then again, she’s the kind of person who would do that. I’m betting most sane people wouldn’t.
/btw… it was awesome and it totally worked.
It would be worth it.
way to spell ‘mc’ the right way XD but good idea, terrible act
I’ll have to keep that in mind in case my siblings ever get married.
I just got an idea for my wedding…
It would be great for the reception, but not for the wedding ceremony.
Hey, if it were me, I’d stop to kick your ass, and then carry on the wedding with the same Star Wars music. ;P
I want The Wedding March from “Flash Gordon” (by Queen) if I ever get married agin.
I will never get married again, but if I did I’d like the Triumphal March from Aida.
I want The Wedding March from “Flash Gordon” (by Queen) if I ever get married again.
How sad,too many women these days get so high strung on these weddings that they don’t know how to have fun anymore…yeah its her “special” day and all,but for Christ sakes learn to lighten up! Besides 10 bucks says she’ll divorce like 8 years down the road.Life is too short have fun once in awhile!
Though I’am not a Star Wars fan,if someone played that at my wedding,I’d being to busy laughing to say the vows…
I agree with every word you just said.
That was unkind. Couldn’t you at least have saved it for the recessional?
No…”Chain Gang” by Otis Redding would’ve been better for the recessional.
*whoops* I meant Sam Cooke, not Otis Redding.
My friend’s wife walked down the aisle to the “throne room” song, it was AWESOME
especially since it starts off almost identically to the bridal march
I’d love it for my wedding–rehearsal. I’m with the bride on this one.
I actually did walk down the aisle to the Imperial March, but that cause I’m a starwars geek. Your sister obviously wasnt.
It could have been worse, it could have been the music from Psycho.
If my sister ever gets married, I’m totally playing Frog’s Theme from Chrono Trigger.
pure awesome
this is now my new wedding song :3
Kind of reminds me when I sang “Dopeman” by Less Than Jake in a Christian youth center (It was some talent show thing, and I decided I’d play a joke). I think I got grounded after that…
This is pure win. You deserved the beating, but it’s mde of win, nonetheless
I begged my wife to let me play this…she didn’t go for it
Come on, guys and gals! There is a solution:
Make a soundtrack with 6 seconds of imperial march, and put the Here comes the Bribe after it :p Noone will get his butt kicked and everybody will be happy.
NERDS!
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
I say it like Ogre
My sister and bridesmaids actually hummed The Imperial March for me en route to the ceremony garden to calm me down.
It worked.
Too bad she didn’t have a gun.
Uh… No, no, I think it’s *good* she didn’t have a gun. If she had, we wouldn’t have this story to comment on.
I think I’d rather boogie up the aisle to “Kung Fu Fighting”, but “Imperial March” works for me too. On the other hand, I did promise all my friends that if I was ever crazy enough to marry again, I’d do it in Vegas and be married by Elvis.
My brother actually did swap out the bridal march for the imperial march. Luckily he knew better and this was done at the rehersal only. Both her and her dad got a kick out of it.
At my cousin’s wedding, they played the Imperial March for the officiant’s entrance, but presumably with her consent.
Who in their right mind deliberately pisses off a bride? She’s already stressed enough as it is, do you really need to give her a reason to snap? I’ve already informed my wedding party that I cannot be responsible for my actions if they decide to swap out any of my music on the actual day.
Have your fun at the rehearsal, then let it go. This day isn’t about you, it’s about the couple.
“Emcee” is not a word. It is actually M.C., short for master of ceremonies.
Emcee may not be a word you YOU, but it IS in the dictionary…same meaning, different spelling is all…
Aw, I totally wanted to march down to that but my fiancee said no.
I mean fiance. I am a woman, I married a man.
Two of my best friends went down the aisle to Final Fantasy music, they left to the overworld theme from FF7, and then entered the reception to the Imperial March.
It’s great having nerdy friends sometimes
When I read this, I thought, “Why that one? That’s a pretty depressing song!” (You see, I just replayed FF7 from the PSN release, and the first overworld theme that came to my mind was the one after Meteor is seen in the sky.)
Nevertheless, your friends are awesome.
I wish I had a brother who would have done that at my wedding! lol.
My husband and I entered our reception to the tune of the Imperial March. It was awesome.
there is nothing wrong with the Imperial March if it is played by an Philharmonic Orchestra
Extra fail: It’s not emcee it is in fact MC which is short for Master of Ceremonies.
Thanks for the idea. My woman is a Star Wars nerd and hates the normal song they play for the bride walking down the aisle.
Correct me if I’m wrong here but “emcee” is actually spelled M.C. pronounced the same way and is an abreviation of “Master of Ceremonies”? Why the hell are you pheneticly spelling an abreviation. Doens’t making it have more letters defeat the purpose of Abreviating it in the first place?
My $.02
I’ve always wanted to swap this out for the first dance.
My wife and I kept the wedding serious, though we didn’t go with the traditional wedding march, but we had some fun with the music selections for the reception.
We entered to the theme from 2001, played Imperial March while my best man was giving his toast (he’s an even bigger SW nerd than I am), “Girls, Girls, Girls” for the bouquet toss, and the Mission Impossible Theme for the garter toss.
lol, if my brother had done that to me I would’ve laughed… then kicked his ass
I will do this. it will piss my sister off. It will be worth it
Oh God, I can see something like this happening a Rolith and Alina’s wedding
Does anybody else think “Ride of the Valkyries” would have been that much better?
Yes!!!
“Mars, the Warbringer” – Gustav Holst
or “Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity” for that matter
Great idea!
One suggestion though – use the Jaws theme song instead, if you ever get another chance!
My husband and I had that happen but by our choice. When I started walking up the aisle, our violinist started the imperial march before moving onto the traditional bridal march. everyone laughed (including us).
You are stupid. Most women want a perfect wedding – you ruined hers!
Incredibly mean and incredibly stupid. I feel so sorry for the bride, for having a brother like you.