No matter how funny you think it is; never shout “Jesus is my favorite fictional character” in the middle of Religious Education class. #LFMF
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Especially since there’s tons of historical evidence that Jesus REALLY DID EXIST. He may not have been the Messiah, but he WAS a REAL person.
thanks ms. literal
prove it. if i said that which i should someday i wouldnt do it as a joke. and luvcanal (terrible name and epic FAIL) i agree. and u suck, and all of u that agree YOU ROCK!
my bad *ANT you suck.
thx I TOTTALY AGREE
Actually there isn’t much evidence…
i do believe this fail has made my day. also there is no evidence whatsoever that jesus did exist….. because he did’nt
God was the correct answer. Jesus did exist, for awhile.
true that.im not sure about the last part though.
That is excellent. You should have asked why they invented Hell in the Middle Ages too.
Doesn’t sound like a fail to me!
Shout “Satan is my favourite fictional character” instead.
If Jesus is you Favorite fictional character you really need to read more books. Jesus was actually pretty lame.
LOL
Thats amazing.
That made my day.
For you next trivia night-the answer for ‘What is the last word in the bible?’ is not ‘Suckers’.
I don’t see the fail.
I would totally do this.
You would probably be kicked out of class… Ostensibly for being offensive to Christians…but really because it was such a smart ass comment the teacher couldn’t work out how to reply.
The real fail is being in religious education class. Also, I think the term “religious education” is quite an oxymoron.
Uhm, actually being educated about religion is smart. That way you can choose how you live your life with some knowledge about the decision.
I would SOOOO do this!
There is 666 good ratings O_O
mine’s Super Man! 8D
That give me a great idea….
Nor is it a good idea to crack a joke about how Jesus always looks like a pedophile when pictured with children. #LFMF
Sounds brilliant to me…
Weird thing is, it’s not even pronounced as “Jesus”, though it is spelt that way….
It’s “Hesu” – The J is pronounced like a H (like in Jose) and the s at the end is silent…
That would be the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus. It’s a very common name in Spanish-speaking countries. I don’t think they spoke Spanish where Jesus was from though, so it’s not more correct than other ways of pronunciation.
In Denmark (Sweden and Norway too), we pronounce it “Yesoos”. We love transforming our J’s into Y’s.
Atheists….
This is quite possibly the worst thing I have seen on this sight.
F–k you whee. racist little…
Don’t you mean “theist”?
*site
“Sight” is something you see, or the ability to see- ie. sightseeing, “I lost my sight”, etc.
You’re welcome.
I don’t mind religion. Only when people become extremist.
Also, I’ve never seen any wars based on atheism – wars based on RELIGION on the other hand… weeeell…. *cough*
Atheists might be the worst thing on this site, but fundies/extremists and religion in general is pretty much the worst things IN THE WORLD.
I love how you assume everyone who doesn’t believe Jesus was Christ and Savior and Messiah and an all-star quarterback and whatnot is an atheist.
that is really funny.
i would be sooo tempted to do that if i had that class.
but i wouldnt because i dont like going to the principals office for being a smart ass.
I say this kinda shit all the time in my ‘religious education’ lessons and my teacher doesn’t say shit
Duuuuddddddde!!!!!!! You are my hero!
And yet Julius Caesar affects daily life so much more than Jesus. You know, in the history books and whatnot.