It takes 10 minutes to turn a chunk of frozen salmon into a pool of black goo in the office microwave, then another 10 minutes to send the entire building into an uproar about the pooh-like smell. #LFMF
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Smells like winnie (If you don’t get it look at how poo was spelled)
Why would you ever put anything in a microwave for ten minutes at a time? Unless you’re trying to start fires/blow-up microwaves
Some things actually DO cook for 10 minutes in the microwave
But most things don’t. I know a guy that put a bagel into a microwave and set it to 10 minutes, he set off the fire alarm and the Fire Department showed up! That was a long day….
In an uproar over a stuffed-bear smell? D:
I agree with what ThatGuy said, why the hell would you put something in for 10 minutes, yet alone more than 1 minute if you’re just guessing at how long it needs?
That’s a violation of the Third of the Ten Office Commandments
III. Thou Shalt Not Microwave Fish
Oh, my God, you are stupid!