When meeting a celebrity, do not shriek like a banshee and run towards said celebrity. Bodyguards are VERY good at their jobs. #LFMF

Feeling around blindly for something you dropped may not be a good idea, especially if that something is an X-Acto knife. #LFMF

When cooking your boyfriend dinner in a bra and panties and waiting for him to get home, make sure he isn't bringing home his parents. #LFMF

When deciding to go skinny-dipping in the hot tub with your girlfriend while your family went off to the movies, make sure your 12 year-old little brother didn’t decide to stay behind. #LFMF

If you know you have a weak bladder, it’s better to watch scary movies in the privacy of your own home. #LFMF

Driving past a funeral procession blaring “Don’t Fear The Reaper” is generally considered a bad idea. #LFMF

Never express your anger by kicking a locked door bare-footed. #LFMF

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ringo-people

Don’t check to see if the coffee at work is hot by sticking your finger in the stream while pouring it. #LFMF

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JAJEH

When using packing tape, make sure to aim the sharp metal part away from yourself. Especially your face. #LFMF

Don’t check your watch to see how much time you have until your appointment while running down the stairs. This will result in tardiness and crutches. #LFMF